His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker. — Henny Youngman Funny Copy Share Image
A man calls a lawyer's office. The phone is answered, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz. The man says, Let me talk to… — Henny Youngman Available Copy Share Image
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman Amazed Copy Share Image
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses… — Henny Youngman Car Copy Share Image
