Best Groucho Marx Words
- When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth" Discovered
- Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket Ago
- The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old Game
- Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your… Cabbage
- Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much Bribe
- Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to… All
- Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while Fella
- My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs Brother
- Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself Fact
- Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement Advancement
- I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down Able
- I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me Good
- It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa Africa
- I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge All
- I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills Day
- I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy Ear
- I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up Clean
- I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip Boat
- I hope they bury me near a strait man Bury
- I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing Any
- I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove Bending
- How would you like to feel the way she looks Feel
- Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns Better
- Go, and never darken my towels again Darken
- Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood Believed
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