"Go, and never darken my towels again" — Groucho Marx
"Go, and never darken my towels again"
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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Suffer not yourselves to be betrayed with a kiss. Ask yourselves how this gracious reception of our petition comports with…
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To make a contented slave it is necessary to make a thoughtless one. It is necessary to darken the moral…
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God, we are told, is willing to render himself inconsistent and ridiculous, to confound the curiosity of those whom, we…
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Let the storm rage and the sky darken — not for that shall we be dismayed. If we trust as…
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I am now considered such a monster, that I hesitate to darken with my shadow, the doors of those I…
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I like to help others and count it as my greatest pleasure in life to see a person free himself…
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Darken your room, shut the door, empty your mind. You are still in great company.
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How strange it seems that education, in practice, so often means suppression: that instead of leading the mind outward to…
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Light and shadow are opposite sides of the same coin. We can illuminate our paths or darken our way. It…
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