Towels Quotes

110 quotes by 107 authors

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. — Yogi Berra
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they… — Erma Bombeck
I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate,… — Kobe Bryant
I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o'clock in the morning and go out… — Fiona Apple
Anyone who has ever made a resolution discovers that the strength of their determination fades with time. The important thing is not that your resolve… — Daisaku Ikeda
The Lord ate from a common bowl, and asked the disciples to sit on the grass. He washed their feet, with a towel wrapped around… — Clement of Alexandria
Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels, and their bath towels look… — Eric Gurney
The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from… — Joan Rivers
Music has been my playmate, my lover, and my crying towel. — Buffy Sainte-Marie
As a teenager I started painting and playing guitar...Music has been my playmate, my lover, and my crying towel...This song ("Until It's Time for You… — Buffy Sainte-Marie
The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my… — Eddie Murphy
How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a coat out of… — Jim Gaffigan
I tend to gravitate toward the more powerful roles. As opposed to the doe-eyed girl who bats her eyelashes and runs around in towels, you… — Julia Stiles
Throw in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren't rational to men. — Nick Lachey
At first, I lost my confidence a little. I'm used to having my hair, but now you have this bald thing on top. Then I… — Ray Park
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know… — Douglas Adams
I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head. — Charles Olson
I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in… — Eric Massa
When I look at each of my brothers, I see two things. First, I see the next place I want to leave a rosy welt.… — Daniel Pearce
When mothers talk about the depression of the empty nest, they're not mourning the passing of all those wet towels on the floor, or the… — Erma Bombeck

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