You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. — Elayne Boosler Walking Copy Share Image
Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper. — Elayne Boosler Animal Copy Share Image
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's… — Elayne Boosler Audience Copy Share Image
There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb. — Elayne Boosler Bombs Copy Share Image
My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of… — Elayne Boosler America Copy Share Image
Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help. — Elayne Boosler Arguing Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? — Elayne Boosler Aids Copy Share Image
I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money;… — Elayne Boosler Choices Copy Share Image
Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors?… — Elayne Boosler Actors Copy Share Image
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would… — Elayne Boosler Beach Copy Share Image
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. — Elayne Boosler Deer Copy Share Image
Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over. — Elayne Boosler Animal Copy Share Image
I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about. — Elayne Boosler Equal Copy Share Image
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for… — Elayne Boosler Forty Copy Share Image
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am… — Elayne Boosler Art Copy Share Image
I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city. — Elayne Boosler Best way Copy Share Image
Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again? — Elayne Boosler Enough Copy Share Image
As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every… — Elayne Boosler Busy Copy Share Image
Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something. — Elayne Boosler Comedy Copy Share Image
San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people. — Elayne Boosler Fun Copy Share Image
