People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do… — Elayne Boosler Algebra Copy Share Image
Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except… — Elayne Boosler Feminism Copy Share Image
I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club. — Elayne Boosler Club Copy Share Image
We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant… — Elayne Boosler Around the world Copy Share Image
Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin,… — Elayne Boosler Hotel Copy Share Image
While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their… — Elayne Boosler Comic Copy Share Image
I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself… — Elayne Boosler Curiosity Copy Share Image
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long… — Elayne Boosler Education Copy Share Image
Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things… — Elayne Boosler Bagels Copy Share Image
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight,… — Elayne Boosler Enemy Copy Share Image
When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You… — Elayne Boosler Big break Copy Share Image
I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem… — Elayne Boosler America Copy Share Image
I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money;… — Elayne Boosler Choices Copy Share Image
My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of… — Elayne Boosler Amendment Copy Share Image
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure… — Elayne Boosler Door Copy Share Image
Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could… — Elayne Boosler Calgary Copy Share Image
For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of… — Elayne Boosler Comedy Copy Share Image
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am… — Elayne Boosler Art Copy Share Image
