Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and out of… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Songs are pretty easy. They are small, they are modular, they are about as big as a bagel. They are easy to… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you… — Gertrude Berg Copy Share Image
I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
New York was the only city I knew in the world where you could be desperately lonely at nine in the morning,… — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Bryn ate her bagel in silence, and by the time she was finished, Liam had already neatly packed her overnight bag and… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which… — Leo Rosten Copy Share Image
I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as… — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know… — Evan Peters Copy Share Image
“He stopped at a Dunkin' Donuts and bought me an OJ and a bagel. Bribery wasn't going to make me forgive him,… — Shaun David Hutchinson Copy Share Image
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
“a kind of emptiness existed in the center of my bagel; really it was just the hole that's in the middle of… — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?' — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good. — Lee DeWyze Copy Share Image
Olympia was a town crawling with music. I was new to the whole punk scene. The culture shock continued; Olympia had bagels!… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school… — Jenna Ushkowitz Copy Share Image
Mom used to walk with me for something like two or three miles to get to the day-old bakery. They had those… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is… — Daniel Pinkwater Copy Share Image
I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
