Quote by Joe Kozlowski Download Open image ““Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: Because if they live by the bay, they’d be bagels.”” — Joe Kozlowski ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“The seagull doesn’t mean anything,” I said. “It’s just a seagull. It’s there for beach ambience.” — Benjamin Percy Copy Share Image
Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die! — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Now I'm livin' out here on the beach, but those seagulls are still out of reach. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. — Eric Cantona Copy Share Image
You do not ask a tame seagull why it needs to disappear from time to time toward the open sea. It goes, that's all. — Bernard Moitessier Copy Share Image
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“To begin with,” he said heavily, “you’ve got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
“Atkins knows two kinds of birds: seagulls and the ones that aren't seagulls.” — Iain Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“Q: What did the hungry computer eat? A: Chips, one byte at a time.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“How do you organize a space party? A: You planet. Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny. Q: Why did… — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat. Q: How do you make a band stand? A:… — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
