Writing Quote by Benjamin Percy

I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."

— Mitch Hedberg

“Do you also see every day what the seagull sees every day? Infinite gleams of the sea? Then, you are a seagull too!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“To begin with,” he said heavily, “you’ve got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great…

— Richard Bach

“Seagull owner?” “Flies in, shits on everything, and then leaves.”

— Ernie Lindsey

“To begin with, you've got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great Gull, and your…

— Richard Bach

“Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: Because if they live by the bay, they’d be bagels.”

— Joe Kozlowski

“They’re vermin, Bob. They’ve been driven inland by over-fishing and now they’re spreading disease, attacking waste collections, keeping people awake in the small hours,…

— Charles Stross

“Must be nice to be a seagull. You eat, you sleep, you shag, and if you’re having a bad day you can shite on…

— Stuart MacBride

“When I go down by the sandy shore I can think of nothing I want more Than to live by the booming sea As…

— Jacqueline Bouvier

“I told myself that once I was done ripping the seagull's head off, I would turn around and give a speech so saccharine that…

— T.J. Klune

“When i was a kid we took a trip to the beach, and I just remember being annoyed by the smell of sunscreen, the…

— Alicia Thompson

“Atkins knows two kinds of birds: seagulls and the ones that aren't seagulls.”

— Iain Sinclair