Quote by Ernie Lindsey Download Open image ““Seagull owner?” “Flies in, shits on everything, and then leaves.”” — Ernie Lindsey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“To begin with,” he said heavily, “you’ve got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
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“God, this guy is a harassment lawsuit wearing a fake Rolex. If he ever tried that with some of the hardcore gamer girls out… — Ernie Lindsey Copy Share Image
“She’s either the house mom or the drill sergeant that you eventually like and respect, even after he’s removed his size eleven boot from… — Ernie Lindsey Copy Share Image
“never had his dad around growing up. Jim spent more hours at the office running LightPulse than he did at home, and his three… — Ernie Lindsey Copy Share Image
“C’mon, Mary. You’ve seen enough of the nasty side of human nature to know that it’s not always that easy. Some people take shit,… — Ernie Lindsey Copy Share Image
“their father left for the gym and never came back. She’d been wined and dined with some incredible offers from Fortune 500 companies, but… — Ernie Lindsey Copy Share Image
“Mary Walker rolled down her window, hoping the fresh October air would enliven her. Instead, the smell of autumn, the breeze, and the half-hidden… — Ernie Lindsey Copy Share Image
“of life she’d seen during the wee hours was an orange tabby that showed up every morning around three o’ clock. It would dig… — Ernie Lindsey Copy Share Image
“WHAT IS GREATER THAN GOD, MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL? THE POOR HAVE IT. THE RICH NEED IT. AND IF YOU EAT IT, YOU… — Ernie Lindsey Copy Share Image
“I will say that all it takes is one group of wrong-minded people with a bad idea that, in retrospect, sounded like a good… — Ernie Lindsey Copy Share Image
