Quote by Graeme Simsion

“Seagull owner?” “Flies in, shits on everything, and then leaves.”

— Ernie Lindsey

“Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops on everything, and then leaves.”

— Bathroom Readers' Institute

“Must be nice to be a seagull. You eat, you sleep, you shag, and if you’re having a bad day you can shite on…

— Stuart MacBride

“Hark to the sky of a seagull! He cries because he's not an eagle. Oh, what if you were you silly he-gull? What would…

— Ogden Nash

“To begin with, you've got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great Gull, and your…

— Richard Bach

“To begin with,” he said heavily, “you’ve got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great…

— Richard Bach

“The seagull doesn’t mean anything,” I said. “It’s just a seagull. It’s there for beach ambience.”

— Benjamin Percy

“They’re vermin, Bob. They’ve been driven inland by over-fishing and now they’re spreading disease, attacking waste collections, keeping people awake in the small hours,…

— Charles Stross

I'm the seagull. No, that's not it. I'm an actress. That's it.

— Anton Chekhov

“flying and swimming and living like a real SeaWing.”

— Tui T. Sutherland

“They are a bunch of fish covered in feathers trying to convince the public they can fly, and I am simply a bird in…

— Erin Morgenstern

“I do like a bit of flyin'. Comedy flying is one of my favourite things. I think it rates up there with a neck…

— Jennifer Saunders