Dad Quote by Joe Kozlowski Download Open image ““What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? A: Transparents!”” — Joe Kozlowski ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dad Mom Mom and dad
“Because there was a ghost involved, you may call this a ghost story. But what family isn't a ghost story? Sharing tales of those… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
“God, this is weird." "Oh, I'm sorry—do you have a ghost talking to you about his intentions with your granddaughter?” — Heather Davis Copy Share Image
“Sweetheart, my father and I have put more ghosts in the ground than you can count.” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
“Don’t go on a ghost tour, because you won’t see a ghost. Well, you might. Maybe I have ghost blindness and can’t see the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“...most words for ghost are pieces of mica that carefully layered will make a window out of fire. It's cold and the faces at… — Cole Swensen Copy Share Image
“Children are only terrified of invisible ghosts. But some human beings are just as terrible as these creatures.” — Mwanandeke Kindembo Copy Share Image
“Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“Q: What did the hungry computer eat? A: Chips, one byte at a time.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: Because if they live by the bay, they’d be bagels.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“How do you organize a space party? A: You planet. Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny. Q: Why did… — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat. Q: How do you make a band stand? A:… — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Here I am, 11 years old, and these grown men have to give it everything they have to beat me. In one part of… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I always remember what my dad told me when I decided to turn into an actor. He was emphatic that whatever I do, I… — Karthi Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image
