Quote by Joe Kozlowski Download Open image ““Can February March? A: No, but April May.”” — Joe Kozlowski ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Even though February was the shortest month of the year, sometimes it seemed like the longest.” — Lorraine Snelling Copy Share Image
“Though, February is short, it is filled with lots of love and sweet surprises” — Charmaine J Forde Copy Share Image
“February - the month of love..?!! No wonder the shortest one in the calendar.” — Dinesh Kumar Biran Copy Share Image
“I used to try to decide which was the worst month of the year. In the winter I would choose February. I had it… — Katherine Paterson Copy Share Image
“I never knew that spring could be so painful and lonely. Better to have three Februaries than a spring like this.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“Q: What did the hungry computer eat? A: Chips, one byte at a time.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: Because if they live by the bay, they’d be bagels.” — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“How do you organize a space party? A: You planet. Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny. Q: Why did… — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat. Q: How do you make a band stand? A:… — Joe Kozlowski Copy Share Image
