Quote by Ned Flanders Download Open image “Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die!” — Ned Flanders ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Now I'm livin' out here on the beach, but those seagulls are still out of reach. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
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I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something… — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know! — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat… — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor. — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day! — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month? — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image