Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work. — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something… — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know! — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat… — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor. — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day! — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month? — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
