Affectionate Quote by Elayne Boosler

“Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.” quote by Elayne Boosler — Download Open image

“Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.”

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I am convinced that human nature is basically affectionate and good. If our behavior follows our kind and loving nature, immense benefits will result, not only for ourselves, but also for the society to which we belong. I generally refer to this sort of love and affection as a universal religion. Everyone needs it, believers as much as non-believers. This…

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