Best Elayne Boosler Quotes
- I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes… Always Put
- I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but… America
- I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what,… Basketball
- I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession. Choice
- I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club. Club
- I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about. Equal
- I've never been able to write for stand-up. Able
- My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant. Family
- Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress. Both
- San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people. Francisco
- Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help. Argue
- The message of great art is to disturb. Art
- There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb. Afraid
- Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers. Affectionate
- You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. Bald
- I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They… Ability
- A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live.… Comics
- Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath… Breath
- For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight… Act
- I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good… Always Find
- I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very… Amount
- I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice,… Choice
- I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring,… Better
- I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will… Always Said
- I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible… Animal
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