"I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie……" — Elayne Boosler

"I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club."

— Elayne Boosler

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76 Quotes by Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler has 76 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.…
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized.…

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More Club Quotes

This quote is filed under Club Quotes, one of 1,305 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Being at a club that supported me meant a lot. — David Beckham
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point… — Lewis Black
I can't just make a song people can dance in a club to... it still has to be real. — Mary J. Blige
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until… — Erma Bombeck
You get weird, funny requests on Twitter. With our fan club, I was seeing a lot of fans were having… — Luke Bryan
In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my… — Carol Burnett
I'd rather hang out with five people that I love than with 400 strangers at a club who are all… — Sophia Bush
The worst gig story I have is from a club in Alabama that I think is still up and running,… — Jason Aldean
I had hoped that the board would accept Johnny Hon's offer of a loan to buy the stadium back for… — Anne Campbell
I didn't want really to be involved in a normal soccer club. — Eric Cantona
I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd… — Drew Carey
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well.… — Drew Carey

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