Best David Letterman Lines
- We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this… Been
- Everyday is a compromise. Compromise
- Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He's trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the wealthy, the poor with the… America
- Two creative spirits in a relationship, I don't think that's the best way to go. Best
- Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out… April
- There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor Chris Christie wants… Aware
- If I can be serious now, and I have the feeling I can. Feeling
- I got my lips chewed off by a dingo! Chewed
- I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been. Been
- I'll be 50 years old tomorrow and that means, among other things, that now Bob Dole can start telling jokes about me. Among
- A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know… Actually Consider
- Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard. Badly
- I spend most of my free time under the house. Free
- I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock. Give
- Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with… Administration
- People are kind of upset with British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward. Over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. And when President Obama found… Angry
- But I was thinking about this, the Obamas want to adopt a stray dog from the pound. And I think that is admirable. I believe… Admirable
- Finally we got some good news about the economy. Barack Obama got $800 billion to rescue the economy. All I can say is, 'Thank you,… All
- Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of cabinet… American
- Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said this guy has… Barack
- President Obama, by the way, is, I think, making his first presidential European trip. And while he's there in Europe, he plans to fire the… Bmw
- You know, Barack Obama the last ten days was traveling overseas campaigning in Europe and everywhere. It was so successful, campaigning abroad, that he is… Abroad
- Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny?… Been
- And how about that Barack Obama? You know what they're saying? For the first time he's starting to slip in the polls. Barack Obama is… Barack
- A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be supporting President Obama.… Chance
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