Dane Cook Quotes

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• I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.
• I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
• I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
• When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway,…
• I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
• We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.
• Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
• I get so into the moment.
• I'm a late-night guy.
• That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
• You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
• I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
• When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
• I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.
• I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
• I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start…
• Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
• I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
• I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
• In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

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