“It's not such a huge deal when this happens at a 7-Eleven. It's pretty huge, though, when you spend the entire job… — Augusten Burroughs Augusten-burroughs Copy Share Image
“Being an unhappy person does not mean you must be sad or dark. You can be interested instead of happy. You can… — Augusten Burroughs Happiness Copy Share Image
I gazed around the room and my eyes stopped dead on a little boy standing in the corner. This was a particularly… — Augusten Burroughs Blades Copy Share Image
It’s a wonder I’m even alive. Sometimes I think that. I think that I can’t believe I haven’t killed myself. But there’s… — Augusten Burroughs Alive Copy Share Image
Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late twenties? If… — Augusten Burroughs Add Copy Share Image
A lot of people can be afraid of the masking because people can misrepresent themselves [in the Internet] and they can pose… — Augusten Burroughs Damn Copy Share Image
“As I sat in the hot, salty water, I thought, 'No wonder Mr. Bubble always gave me a urinary tract infection and… — Augusten Burroughs Common people Copy Share Image
“Sober. So that’s what I’m here to become. And suddenly, this word fills me with a brand of sadness I haven’t felt… — Augusten Burroughs Children Copy Share Image