All Andy Rooney Quotes
- I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an… Adult
- I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. Daily
- I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. Change
- I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds. All
- I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am. Easiest
- I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher. Learned
- I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away. Learned
- I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them. Both
- I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life. Born
- I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. Get Done
- Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love. Back Stop
- I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of… Believe
- Some people who hated Americans set out to kill a lot of us and they succeeded [on 9/11]....We're trying to protect ourselves with more weapons.… Americans
- I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's… All
- It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything. All
- We've sent a man to the moon and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive… Center
- I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs… Accumulation
- Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Buying
- In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is. Anyone
- I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I… Agree