Big dick Quote by Augusten Burroughs
““It turns out that (he) has a condition known as micropenis. This means his penis is less than three inches long, fully erect. It looks like a large clitoris, sticking out above two balls. "Suck my big, fat cock, " he tells me. "You like that big dick?" I am dizzy. I am literally dizzy. I was so shocked to encounter the micropenis and now am even more shocked to encounter the apparent lack of knowledge about the micropenis. I grip it in my hand, and it's lost, so I use my thumb and index finger to jerk it. "Yeah, " he says. "Yeah, man, stroke that long, hard cock. Work it." I am now engaged in what I consider volunteer work. I am jerking him off purely out of pity. This is really no different from donating five percent of my paycheck to United Way every month, and it occurs to me that maybe now I don't need to give to the United Way and instead can keep the cash for myself for dating, which I am obviously going to have to do quite a bit more of.””
About This Quote
The narrator describes a disturbing encounter with a man’s genital condition, equating the act of sexual exploitation with charitable giving, highlighting moral ambiguity and self‑interest.
In simple terms: A shocking, exploitative sexual encounter is rationalized as charity.
Key Takeaway
Question the ethics of exploiting vulnerability.
Themes
morality
exploitation
sexuality
Mood
disturbing
conflicted
Type
narrative
controversial
When to use this quote
- intimate encounters
- charitable acts
- personal crisis
Key Concepts
power dynamics
self‑interest
ethical relativism
Questions to Reflect On
- Why do we compare exploitation to charity?
- What boundaries are crossed in this scenario?
A Different Perspective
Such rationalizations can normalize harmful behavior.
