Quote by Augusten Burroughs Download Open image ““I wish Rick would be gang-raped by a bunch of Muslim garbage collectors.”” — Augusten Burroughs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He’d use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“Half a lifetime ago, I was forced at knifepoint to a grabage dump and gang-raped.” — Janet Bode Copy Share Image
“Rick could not move and it had nothing to do with Brew's crushing weight on top of him. Behind his closed eyes, he saw the stars of the universe and they beckoned him to join them. He felt as if he was levitating off the bed, accepting that invitation, and the only thing holding him back was Brew. If the… — Brenda Cothern Copy Share
Rick said, "Is there some place we can go and talk?" "You want to talk?," Keir raised an eyebrow. "I never thought I'd see the day." "Nah, I want to tell you this joke I heard." Keir nodded, patient. "Shoot." "Two Irish cops walk into a bar. The first cop says..." Rick's voice dropped. He said gruffly, "I love you.… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share
“Rick said something, then tapped Isaac on the shoulder and said it again, so Isaac took Rick's penis out of his mouth and looked straight at him, paying attention this time. "If you keep doing that, things are going to get messy," said Rick in a heavy, breathy whisper. "I know," said Isaac, and he went back to his explorations.… — shukyou Copy Share
“I know genes are a big deal, son, but they're not the be-all and end-all." Rob slowed to a halt at the lights, wishing… — Karen Traviss Copy Share Image
“We should have made do at home. We threw away so much food." Ricky says, "We ran out of ketchup," and the rest of… — Mary Kay Zuravleff Copy Share Image
“I ran into the house, crumpled the pack of cigarettes and cried to myself. I cried for Ricky. I cried because I felt like… — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
“Any rapist would feel pretty dang upset to see his car packed full with rotting fish heads and limburger cheese...Also, if the 542 women… — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
“prison riot broke out, just as Marty had expected and in all the confusion he managed to slip away with his boys. I” — Robloxia Kid Copy Share Image
There is nothing about myself that I wouldn't reveal or write about. I don't care how horrendous or ridiculous I may appear in person… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“You must hang onto the scraps of the bucking moment as if your sanity and life depended on it - because actually they do.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
If you hate your life, you haven't' seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“On typical days, (dust) is simply irritating. On Roid Rage days, it made me want to stomp down to the highway, pull drivers out… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
