Drag Quote by Kyle Adams

“Rock-Paper-Scissors for it.” “But you always cheat,” Blake whined. “And then you just punch me and growl that ‘rock beats face’.”

— Kyle Adams

“First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.” “Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said,…

— Kyle Adams

“Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.”

— Kyle Adams

“She was so adorable, you’d never suspect that beneath all of that cuteness there was a manipulative mastermind preparing for galactic domination.”

— Kyle Adams

“hornier than a bunny on ecstasy”

— Kyle Adams

“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.”

— Kyle Adams

“Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like…

— Kyle Adams

“I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third…

— Kyle Adams

“started rubbing his engorged member.”

— Kyle Adams

“If anything, I've taken from this that I am indeed a good natured person, when I love I give it my all, I'm open…

— Kyle Adams

“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before…

— Kyle Adams

“Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.”

— Kyle Adams