You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I thought you might appreciate waking up to a hot mouth on a certain part of your anatomy." He smiled. "My...lips?" "Lower.” — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
“...my life is the train wreck. You, my dear, are the conductor on the Hot Mess Express” — B.L. Berry Copy Share Image
With you, I never knew, loving you could be so fun It's true, I was such a good, good girl before you… — Treasure Copy Share Image
“So, we had a good time together?" "We had a VERY good time together." GOD. They'd fucked like bunnies, hadn't they?” — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
Your a hot mess…emphasis on the hot part. And the mess. Not gonna lie, your kinda crazy sometimes ^_^ — Rachel Copy Share Image
“I think you just made me forget my own name. Not even amnesia managed that.” — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Everyone’s a hot mess, Kim. It just depends on whether we’re able to cover it up or not.” — Kate Aster Copy Share Image
You can't sit here and try to predict what kind of character I'm going to be drawn to next. At the time… — Haley Bennett Copy Share Image
On my season of 'Survivor,' the tribes were split: a tribe of men versus a tribe of women. Even though the women… — Jenna Morasca Copy Share Image
In almost any situation, it is far more devastating to keep your icy cool while the other person gets herself in a… — Kimora Lee Simmons Copy Share Image
“She's incredibly intelligent, very book smart, but give her a drink and she becomes the hot mess express, selling tickets for everyone… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“You said he was a perfectly adequate lover." "Perfectly adequate? I dont suppose I ever said that about you?" She only had… — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Wait, this guy has a kid?” Elliot gasped over the phone. “What hot mess have you gotten yourself into, girl?” “Shut up,… — Leta Blake Copy Share Image
“It was him against the flames and he revelled in it. Logan was good at his job. Exceptionally good. He had the… — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
“So, your nails are done, your hair is tight, and you have laid out a BOMB outfit for every day of the… — Liz Faublas Copy Share Image
“You know they say confession is good for the soul, right? "I think that applies unless you're a priest. And you dont… — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
I'm a mess when it comes to you I've got no inhibitions whatsoever it's true I'm not the kinda girl who hangs… — Treasure Copy Share Image
“I’m not sure what he means. “What am I doing?” “You’re making me fall so hard for you that my head is… — M.S. Force Copy Share Image
I need to get myself in shape because the nice weather is coming and I can't look a hot mess. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It takes talent to be a gawking hot mess, and I am a gawking hot mess to the third power.” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“Do you still want Ren?" I listened to my own heartbeat for a minute before answering. "Yes." "That's one hot mess, Cal."… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“Lordy... This man should be locked up. A smile that could surely cause mass ovulation had to be illegal.” — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
The reason I fell in love with Buffy was because of the ambiguity, because she was a superhero and a hot mess.… — Marti Noxon Copy Share Image
I was actually kind of a hot mess in high school. I did a lot of things in high school I'm not… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Have you ever heard the expression 'one hot mess?' I think the term was custom-made for the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford. — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Drekitude is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be… — Andre Leon Talley Copy Share Image
The one consistent character in all of this is Chelsea Green, and that's how people know me, even as all else changes.… — Laurel Van Ness Copy Share Image
I'm a hot mess when it comes to any physical activity. My body just pours sweat. Not a lot of people know,… — Garrett Clayton Copy Share Image
I'm getting speeding tickets I'm acting just like a misfit I'm letting my mail pile up to the ceiling You're making me… — Treasure Copy Share Image
When yue feel down and upset when life is treatin a hot mess hold your head up high always look to the… — UNIQUE Copy Share Image
“He’d use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“When the call came for the factory fire, Logan was spoiling for a fight...His degree of pissed-off had reached epic proportions. The… — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
