“First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.” “Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said, grinning.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“He’d use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy skanktart. To show that he wasn’t just a brainless bimfoon, that’s when a bimbo breeds with… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“Rock-Paper-Scissors for it.” “But you always cheat,” Blake whined. “And then you just punch me and growl that ‘rock beats face’.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.” “Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said,… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“She was so adorable, you’d never suspect that beneath all of that cuteness there was a manipulative mastermind preparing for galactic domination.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“If anything, I've taken from this that I am indeed a good natured person, when I love I give it my all, I'm open… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“He’d use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
