“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before each of my scheduled usage times (I don’t like to feel as if someone has just… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“Rock-Paper-Scissors for it.” “But you always cheat,” Blake whined. “And then you just punch me and growl that ‘rock beats face’.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.” “Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said,… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“She was so adorable, you’d never suspect that beneath all of that cuteness there was a manipulative mastermind preparing for galactic domination.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“If anything, I've taken from this that I am indeed a good natured person, when I love I give it my all, I'm open… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“He’d use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
