“WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Okay, this moment is definitely brought to me by the letters W, T, and F.” — Lauren Rowe Copy Share Image
“CUT! ... Cut... ... FUCKING CUT IT! … Where is the fucking screenplay?” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
“Oh yes! Smell how much I need you!" Taylor's hips bucked over and over, desperately searching for a part of their bodies… — Lola Newmar Copy Share Image
Random Guy:Hey Girl*Bites Lip* Me: Umm Hi Random guy: You cute Me: Thanks, Random Guy:Do you wanna go out? Me: I just… — Kendra Copy Share Image
Why didn't I learn this when I was 4 and pissed that my favorite blanket was in the washing machine?? — Alla Copy Share Image
“WTFact: The human small intestine can reach up to eight meters in length. Why do you want to know that? Because all… — Gregory Bergman Copy Share Image
“She could already feel small waves of her juices fall from her newly-broken pussy, making a damp spot under her ass.” — Lola Newmar Copy Share Image
Like wtf is that I took this pic right now and it looks like a ghost???? do u see it or wat???? — Maria Copy Share Image
“Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!” — Kazuo Koike Copy Share Image
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think that I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely inane! — Alla Copy Share Image
“I saw at once the way to appeal to him.. 'Well, of course you know.' I said, 'in really smart circles one… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
“Primarily, shapeshifters of the animal variety remain true to animal kingdom rules in their sexual behaviors. I cant say Ive ever seen… — Dakota Cassidy Copy Share Image
“I ceased the search to listen again, what the problem was. What’s going on at home? Why was Luccas calling out Jane’s… — Millicent Ashby Copy Share Image
“I wished for death," he whispered, and the words took the smile from both our lips. His gaze met mine again, this… — W.A. Hoffman Copy Share Image
Me: WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME? …Ty: CAUSE YOU CALLED ME FAT.. …I didn't even say anything to him...WTF? — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when I'm having a convo with the ex and he says dont worry youll be back me and my… — Talyiah Ngariki Copy Share Image
“He rubs his hand through his thick, dark hair and I am riveted by the cords of rippling muscles that intertwine and… — Jennifer Martucci Copy Share Image
“You want to take all my money slow with success, so far you have taken 120$ and they aren't return back and… — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
“I sheathe my spear on my back and I plow through bushes dotted with prickly balls, feeling them scratch and scrape my… — Jennifer Martucci Copy Share Image
That WTF moment when you used almost half an hour to write a LOVE message that contained 4pages to your GF/BF and… — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
“I asked you here today because the police department asked me to assess your mental health." I huffed and rolled my eyes.… — Devon Ashley Copy Share Image
“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the… — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“The story of Yoshitsune and the Thousand Cherry Tres was both simple and complicated. Simple in that things never change: people consistently… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
