Gilgamesh Quote by Kazuo Koike

“…it was the thought of using you, your body, as my own personal magical sperm repository for the rest of our lives.”

— Penny Reid

“You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.”

— Buffy Andrews

“I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.”

— Herman Melville

“Then, noticing that the great God was as excited as she was, she decided to empty his sperm sacs for him. And thus she…

— Nicholas Chong

“ “You have Hydra sperm.  Captain America would hate your sperm.” Whoa. “Now, let’s not say things we’re going to regret in the heat of…

— Laurelin Paige

“It was awful luck that my pot-hobbled spermatozoa had managed to rally themselves for one last mad fallopian adventure, and that five years’ worth…

— Michael Chabon

“Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange…

— Herman Melville

“He had married this creature, this figment of the imagination of a million masturbatory men, semen-fingered and self-satisfied.”

— Gillian Flynn

“Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.”

— Devon McCormack

“There is no really treasure than having a child. Aheee!!!”

— Mudzfar Ibrahim

“Ugh! Talking to the sperm-donor-formerly-known-as-my-husband was just the garlic frosting I needed on this total piece of shit day.”

— Tracy Brogan

“With her fingers running back up my arms, and all this sperm talk, things are getting a little too intense down below. I lean…

— Jay Asher