Funny Quote by Anonymous

Reasons why Im still single: 1) I cant date the internet. 2) I cant date my favorite celebrity. 3) I cant date twitter. 4) I cant date myself.

— Kand3n

Reasons to date me: 1. I have a fast Wi-Fi 2. Sometimes I'm funny 3. I laugh at my own jokes, so you don't have to. 4. Please

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm single because.. I already have food, people are confusing as fuck, I'm never good enough, the person I like, never likes me back.

— Koblet

I'm single for a reason. I wish I knew the reason though..

— Ohh

Me: why am I still single ? brain: you're weird as shit. body: and you're fat. face: plus you're pretty ugly. food: I'm here…

— Daniel Vargas

Reasons for guys to be single: girls are time, money, drama, tears, and issues. Reason for girls to be single: guys are jerks.

— Pastor Jeremy

I'm single, and I hate dating.

— Keshia Knight Pulliam

I'm single because: people are confusing as fuck, I'm never good enough, and the person I like never likes me back.

— Anonymous

I choose to be single because I'm not desperate be in a relationship.

— Mohamad Idrus

The problem with being single is that you grow by yourself... And doing anything by yourself when you don't have to will always be…

— Anonymous

Girl: why am I still single? Brain: you're weird as shit. Body: and you're fat. Face: plus you're pretty ugly. Food: I'm here for…

— Anonymous

Im single, not because its what I like. Im single because Im waiting for you

— Anonymous