Humour Quote by Andrzej Sapkowski

“I challenge a man to a duel before allowing him near me, and then I take an arrow, dip it in poison, and drive…

— Donna Lynn Hope

“Don't quarrel with yourself; you'll only lose!”

— Raheel Farooq

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him…

— Mark Twain

“Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again. Will Turner: You didn't beat me.…

— Captain Jack Sparrow

“But I assure you, my critical faculties are fully intact, and I am fit enough to challenge you to a fistfight, were I not…

— Mari Christie

“Dear boy, I only want to be hanged. What possible objection can he have to that?”

— Christopher Fry

“You may attempt to defy me, but I assure you, it is a waste of your energy." He spoke gently, that mocking male superiority…

— Christine Feehan

“Never wound a foe when you can kill him”

— George R R Martin

“These kinds of fights can never be won - even if you're the victor, you've hurt the other person, and there has to be…

— David Levithan

“Fighting you's the only reward I want,' I said, 'for saving your life.”

— Danielle Bennett

“Nothing in life is fair except a witnessed duel.”

— Lynda Williams

“If you want to hit me, scratch me, punch me, I'll take it. If you want to yank my hair, spit on me, kick…

— Faith Sullivan