Cows Quote by Amy Schumer

“JUNE: My mother always said, “Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?” WARD: I don’t think…

— Benjamin R. Smith

My mom always used to say, "You'll be a better kid if you just listen."

— Morgan Spurlock

What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of…

— Ur Mom

“My mother says that smart women are always crazy.”

— Annalee Newitz

“I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know,…

— Douglas Adams

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a book on how to read.

— Kevin

My mom said to me: 'Sonny, you need to study English.' And I replied to her: 'Mom, I do not need it. I'm going…

— Oleksandr Usyk

When I was little, my mom tells me, I used to say things like, 'Mom do you hear the string section? Do you hear…

— Tori Amos

So I was reading a book and my mom was watching tv last night, suddenly I heard

— Beca Rebeca

“Think your mother will let me drive you to school tomorrow? Now that we're all friends and united by a belief in the careful…

— Stacey Jay

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.

— Arnold Bennett

Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.

— Tom Hanks