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“That ought to go well. Watch out for flying hedgehogs!”

— Erin Hunter

“Smiley was the oddest. You thought, to look at him, that he couldn't cross the road alone, but you might as well have offered…

— John le Carré

“I'm not a mouse or a tigress, she thought, I'm a hedgehog.”

— Vikram Seth

“There was something very odd about the carpet this morning… More hedgehogs? Many more hedgehogs? Positively a lake of hedgehogs?”

— Robin McKinley

A hedgehog? And just how does a hedgehog make love?" he demanded. No, I thought. I won't. I will not. But I did. "Very…

— Diana Gabaldon

“And I wonder if any of the road-kill creatures actually wanted to die and threw themselves beneath the speeding wheels. A lethargic swallow who…

— Sara Baume

“Why wouldn't you want to buy something that made you money?”

— Duncan Bannatyne

“I'm as sane as two hedgehogs at a lawnmower convention.”

— John Charles Scott

“If we can find out who robbed the bank, I might be able to get the money back.” “We?” he asked, grumbling. “You got…

— Denise Grover Swank

“-Would you wish us to invest it for you? -No, I would like you to set up a trust for dumb animals. -What kind…

— Romain Gary

“I'd rather invest my time collecting memories and friends and love and all the things money can't buy.”

— Katie Kacvinsky

“I do not like money, either for itself or for what it can buy, since I want nothing we know about.”

— René Magritte