Charlie and the chocolate factory Quote by Ali Wong

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could…

— Bernard Manning

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got…

— Chic Murray

For a while we lived in a tent we'd pitched inside his parents' house and we slept on pillows.

— Shelley Duvall

My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that I thought…

— Sarah Silverman

My father was sleepless most of his life. So by the age of five, I was awake with him all night long, watching bad…

— Sherman Alexie

“One thing my grandpa taught me was never fall asleep while swimming. Or, rather, I’m sure he would have taught me that if he…

— Jarod Kintz

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

— Bob Hope

When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!

— Emo Philips

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

— Mitch Hedberg

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

— Henny Youngman

A mother would never by choice sleep in a wet bed but she would gladly do so in order to spare the dry bed…

— Mahatma Gandhi

I was sleeping in a water bed for a couple of years, recommended by my doctor. I was never comfortable in that water bed.…

— Jo Nesbo