People are always very surprised by how, offstage with my husband, I'm a completely different person... very soft and nurturing. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
There's something I want to say, and I haven't been able to articulate it yet, about how it's so rude when people… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A lot of people like to ask me, 'Ali, how on earth do you balance family and career?' Men never get asked… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Making people laugh was the only thing I ever truly excelled at. But at home, I was so quiet with my family,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I really loved being pregnant, especially because people treat you so nice. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A lot of people get into stand-up as a back door into acting or something. But I really like writing jokes and… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
It's really strange being in, like, Addison,Texas, and having people come up to me at a Nordstrom's or a gas station. It's… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I liked that improv and sketch comedy were collaborative, but you really depended on other people and a stage to perform. With… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Some people do specials, like, when they've only been doing comedy for three years or something. Which is fine! But I'm kind… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Even now, when I go out people are like, 'What are you doing here? Didn't you just have a baby?' But people… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I've seen many female comics that a lot of people haven't heard of who are so funny, and I saw them come… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I think that's one of the reasons women don't tell people when they've had a miscarriage - they think it's their fault. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Writing is the life blood of everything in Hollywood. Without writers, there are no scripts, no acting work. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A lot of people like to ask me, 'Ali, how on earth do you balance family and career?' Men never get asked that question.… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I liked that improv and sketch comedy were collaborative, but you really depended on other people and a stage to perform. With stand-up comedy,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
For the first year I lived in New York, I never ate out. I literally just ate lentils and brown rice at home. Sometimes… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My dad was a very unconventional Asian American man. He was very much not quiet, not shy, not passive. If he had to fart,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A couple of female standup comics I know refer to their kids as their Little Career Killers. I was like, I really do not… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I've seen many female comics that a lot of people haven't heard of who are so funny, and I saw them come up, and… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
