When you're a mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside of you that has died. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I tried being a stay-at-home mom for eight weeks. I like the stay-at-home part. Not too crazy about the mom aspect. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I love being a mom and having two kids. But I've had two C-sections, and I have suffered enough. That's my favourite… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I have a hoarding problem because my mom is from a third-world country. And she taught me that you can never throw… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Mothering is just so different now from the way it was before. Especially with my mom. She was like the anti-helicopter mom.… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I constantly peed in my pants up until the 8th grade and wore an extra-large sailor uniform from kindergarten to 8th grade… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My dad grew up with straight-up no running water. He slept in a twin bed with his two sisters and his mom,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My dad was obviously a really quirky, unconventional Asian man who didn't care about what other people thought. When he would fight… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Whenever I feel mom-guilt, or I feel pressure to be a better mom - to cook salmon on a bed of quinoa… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Writing is the life blood of everything in Hollywood. Without writers, there are no scripts, no acting work. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A lot of people like to ask me, 'Ali, how on earth do you balance family and career?' Men never get asked that question.… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I liked that improv and sketch comedy were collaborative, but you really depended on other people and a stage to perform. With stand-up comedy,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
For the first year I lived in New York, I never ate out. I literally just ate lentils and brown rice at home. Sometimes… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My dad was a very unconventional Asian American man. He was very much not quiet, not shy, not passive. If he had to fart,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A couple of female standup comics I know refer to their kids as their Little Career Killers. I was like, I really do not… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I've seen many female comics that a lot of people haven't heard of who are so funny, and I saw them come up, and… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
