Stand-up comedy is something that you have to strive to do, multiple times a night, every night, to be good. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I want to write my daughter something about how much I love her and what I would want to say to her… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Some people do specials, like, when they've only been doing comedy for three years or something. Which is fine! But I'm kind… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I was so boisterous in high-school, I don't think a lot of boys liked me that much 'cause they were like, 'Oh,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
There's something I want to say, and I haven't been able to articulate it yet, about how it's so rude when people… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A lot of people get into stand-up as a back door into acting or something. But I really like writing jokes and… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
The audience is so important. Because there's something that I might think is super funny, but if it's just not getting the… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I think I went through puberty really late in life or something. I always looked like a little, sad Thai boy up… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Writing is the life blood of everything in Hollywood. Without writers, there are no scripts, no acting work. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A lot of people like to ask me, 'Ali, how on earth do you balance family and career?' Men never get asked that question.… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I liked that improv and sketch comedy were collaborative, but you really depended on other people and a stage to perform. With stand-up comedy,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
For the first year I lived in New York, I never ate out. I literally just ate lentils and brown rice at home. Sometimes… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My dad was a very unconventional Asian American man. He was very much not quiet, not shy, not passive. If he had to fart,… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
A couple of female standup comics I know refer to their kids as their Little Career Killers. I was like, I really do not… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I've seen many female comics that a lot of people haven't heard of who are so funny, and I saw them come up, and… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
