Useless Quote by Alec Download Open image “Your about as useful as a condom with holes” — Alec ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Useless
condoms are about as effective against AIDS as a twenty-four-chamber gun instead of a six-chamber gun when playing Russian roulette. — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a… — David Mazzucchelli Copy Share Image
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around. — Carlos De'shawn Banks Copy Share Image
“Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a… — David Mazzucchelli Copy Share Image
You know you're meant to be alone when even your cat doesn't want to be around you : I just wish she was here :/ — Alec Copy Share Image
To the girl whose beauty is present in all seasons I tell you why you are beautiful, here are the reasons:Your beauty extends into… — Alec Copy Share Image
I hate it when people wear their hat sideways, and complain about not being able to see. TURN YOUR GOD DAMN HAT THE RIGHT… — Alec Copy Share Image
If japa is maintained, no useless talk during work will be possible. The mind will always remain peaceful. Modern day diseases are mostly psychosomatic.… — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
Because there are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends… — Niccolo Machiavelli Copy Share Image
If somebody tells you 'History will never forgive you,' just laugh at him! Because when the history comes, you won't be here! The threat… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I've always felt that dark lyrics with dark music is pretty useless. Maybe that's a strong statement - not useless, but for me, it's… — Andrew Bird Copy Share Image
Babbo's menu is only four pages, but it's overwhelming - there are 20 different pastas in there, a lot of stuff. There is nothing… — Joe Bastianich Copy Share Image
What's given, in fact, always depends on the person or thing it's given to. A minor incident in the street brings the cook to… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
The attitude of gratitude is yoga. Ingratitude is "unyoga," like "uncola." Where gratitude is, there is yoga. Where there is ingratitude, yoga is gone.… — Harbhajan Singh Yogi Copy Share Image
While it's wonderful that investors have access to all the data now available to them, it has become a full-time job to sift through… — Maria Bartiromo Copy Share Image
We are searching for the same thing,” Stripey said. “How do you know?” Janco asked. “I read his mind.” The Sitian pointed to Ari.… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
In cities it is useless to look at the stars or to describe them, worship them, or seek direction from them. When lost, one… — Rawi Hage Copy Share Image
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it to anyone else. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
