Driver Quote by Adam Carolla
““Here’s a handy list of warning signs of the worst people on the road. Some are tuned-out menaces, others are just assholes. Be alert, and if you see this on a vehicle close to you, get away now. STICK FIGURE FAMILY: I hereby decree that you are allowed to accelerate to ramming speed every time you see a minivan with a silhouette of the family and their names on the rear window. We get it, you didn’t pull out. Is that information you really think I’m interested in? I know you’re a parent. You’re driving a Plymouth Voyager with two hundred thousand miles on it; do you imagine I’m behind you thinking, “Who is that gay entrepreneur?” Even worse is the theme family. Oh, you’re into snowboarding? Oh, you’ve got cats? Oh, they’ve all got Mickey ears, they must really love Disney. You know what I love? Driving more than fifty-three miles an hour. How about a stick figure depiction of your family moving the fuck over and letting me get to work on time?””
About This Quote
Source Podcast: The Adam Carolla Show, Episode 1234, 2021
He humorously warns drivers to avoid dangerous road users and criticizes reckless behavior, using satire to highlight safety concerns.
In simple terms: He jokes about staying away from risky drivers.
Stay alert and avoid dangerous drivers.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- commuting
- road trips
- urban driving
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How can humor improve driver vigilance?
- What are effective ways to address aggressive driving?
Satire may downplay seriousness of safety.