Quote by Adam Anderson Download Open image ““Murphy’s Law says bread will always land butterside down”” — Adam Anderson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Remember, man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
Sometimes one sees people butter their slices of bread with long, slow, admiring strokes in the same way in which Tom Sawyer's friends whitewashed… — Mary Elizabeth Clark Copy Share Image
“This, as they used to say, was the side on which her bread was buttered.” — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
If you earn your bread well, there will always be people around you to apply butter. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.” — Sarah Weiner Copy Share Image
“Wisdom is gained like grain for bread, I think as I butter my toast. I’d better butter both sides, just in case I drop… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I know where my bread is buttered, and for the most part, I'm better off doing my own thing. — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t take 24 hours for the earth to turn completely, but 23 hours, 56 minutes, and fourseconds” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“The world’s oldest living tree, the Methuselah, is 4,600 years old” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“Have an ant problem in your home? Spread some cinnamon where they are coming into the house because, for some reason, ants hate cinnamon.” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“Lipstick first become popular because it made women’s lips look like the female’s lower anatomy” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“By braiding floss into a rope in 1994, a prison inmate scaled the wall and escaped” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“A family of four could have enough bread for 10 years with one acre of wheat” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
