Thought-experiments Quote by Alan Fletcher

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a…

— Steven Wright

Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't.

— Eloisa James

We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.

— Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Doesn't matter how harder you throw the CAT up till will never Fall on it's Back so as long as you try so hard…

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

Experiment: testing the '9 lives' theory. First attempt: cat not moving after throwing it from the roof. Conclusion: theory is false

— Nikhil Saluja

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?

— Leonore Fleischer

Cats may sense early on that you don't like paw prints on your butter, but they will jump onto any surface in the home…

— Kathy Young

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

— Robert Breault

Cat will have you staked in five seconds flat.

— Cheyenne McCray

“A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.”

— Sarah Thompson

Most people, when they move, well they just move depending on whatever's around them. At this very moment, as I am writing, Constitution the…

— Muriel Barbery

The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold stove lid.

— Mark Twain