Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale:… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
suppose you invest time and effort in designing a new image for yourself. You get home and your husband takes one look… — Virginia Graham Copy Share Image
If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Maybe it should be weird, simulating sex with your husband in front of people. But it's really not. When its a love… — Anna Paquin Copy Share Image
My wife and I were present at this congress. Sabina told me, "Richard, stand up and wash away this shame from the… — Richard Wurmbrand Copy Share Image
One of the greatest threats to your husband's position of priority would be if you were to earnestly pursue a career... If… — Helen Andelin Copy Share Image
“For Mum, life was fundamentally hell. You went blind, you got raped, people forgot your birthday, Nixon got elected, your husband fled… — Hanif Kureishi Copy Share Image
There will come a day, I promise you, when the thought of your son, or daughter, or your wife or your husband,… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Christian, let God's distinguishing love to you be a motive to you to fear Him greatly. He has put His fear in… — John Bunyan Copy Share Image
...it is important to understand, not intellectually but actually in your daily life, how you have built images about your wife, your… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
Marriage includes a spouse, and often children. But the goal, center, and purpose of marriage is not self, spouse, or children. The… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
In pain shall you bring forth children, woman, and you shall turn to your husband and he shall rule over you. And… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
We should all know this: that listening is not talking; [it] is the gifted and great role and the imaginative role. And… — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
In three days," he continued, "I will be your husband. I will take a solemn vow to protect you until death do… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
When you say you're not a feminist, if feminism hadn't existed, and you didn't live in a feminist world, you wouldn't be… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
HELMER; But this is disgraceful. Is this the way you neglect your most sacred duties? NORA: What do you consider is my… — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought,… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
When you're filming, you work 19-hour days and you know more about what's going on with your crew and co-workers than you… — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
Queens you must always be: queens to your lovers; queens to your husbands and your sons, queens of higher mystery to the… — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik Copy Share Image
Managers all over the world will go crazy when their artists are not touting the party line and making things pretty in… — Liz Garbus Copy Share Image
You can live a wonderful life, you can love God with all your heart, and you can love your husband or wife… — Yolanda Adams Copy Share Image
Unmet expectations are tough when it's your wife or your husband, but it's really tough when it's God. And yet, it can… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The best you can sometimes do is learn to take a breath, count to ten and simply accept that try as you… — Jeffrey Kluger Copy Share Image
The best advice I've heard was from a lady in her 80s at my grandmother's 90th birthday. I was telling her how… — Davina McCall Copy Share Image
Prepare yourselves for two weeks from tomorrow; and I will tell you now, that if you will tarry with your husbands, after… — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
You may, or may not, have better child care instincts than your husband; but his can certainly be developed. If you don't… — Jean Marzollo Copy Share Image
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You sleep with a man, that's your husband. So make sure before you lay down, you love him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?' — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
In 2011, I announced that I was going to retire, and my agent panicked. So she says: No, no, no. You have… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
If your husband is cheating on you, it doesn't mean that you need to get prettier -- it means he's a scumbag. — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
I don't flirt. It's disrespectful to your husband. I would never do that. I'm very devoted, and he's the same. — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I think you'll find, when you're married, that it isn't nearly so important for you to be interesting as it is to… — Patti Page Copy Share Image