Witty Quotes · Page 6

I don't understand why people promote being alone. Saying, team single or lms if you are single. Its good to not need…

— Marquis Herring

Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

— Francis Bacon

I did buy 'The Sun' a few times, but I just don't read the tabloids. Sometimes they can have genius witty headlines,…

— Lucy Punch

And they're [Coen brothers] so smart, they're so witty, they have such an extraordinary way of communicating with an audience in a…

— Angelina Jolie

That moment when someone reiterates something for the zillion time and you are thinking, she just beat the horse to death, resurrected…

— Eugene Nathaniel Butler

The English never draw a line without blurring it.

— Winston Churchill

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

— Robert Benchley

Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is…

— Francis Bacon

“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"…

— Lemony Snicket

Pray like it all depends on God, Work like it all depends on you..!

— Nikhil Saluja

After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood

— Fred Thompson

I would rather stay positive and get 50 percent good results, than stay negative and get 100 percent bad results!

— Joyce Meyer

You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.

— Sacha Guitry

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than…

— Will Rogers

Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch.

— Nikhil Saluja

Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there.

— Nikhil Saluja

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important,…

— Groucho Marx

You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life…

— Amit Kalantri

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

— Dorothy Parker

I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow.

— Nikhil Saluja

“It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.”

— Olivia Fuller

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before…

— Bernard Manning

A cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment.

— Henri Poincare

“He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.”

— James Dashner

I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just…

— Suzanne Collins