Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
I've been in love with the same woman for 10 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief. — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
Please, my dear brothers, let your wives and sisters go to the voter registration process. Later, you can control who she votes… — Hamid Karzai Copy Share Image
When his wife was at his side, she was also in front of him, marking out the horizon of his life. Now… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
I'll never know what my life would have been like if they hadn't made Lawrence of Arabia. What would I be? I… — Omar Sharif Copy Share Image
I believe that Bruce Springsteen is terrific, but I don't think he's God. That's the only real disagreement between me and my… — Russ Feingold Copy Share Image
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived… — Marie Antoinette Copy Share Image
If you knew my wife, you'd be like, 'Yeah, you're very married.' She runs the household. I refer to her as 'the… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
If I'm not touring, I wake up late - 10, 11 A.M. - and one of my favorite things is to go… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
We moved up here [to St.Paul with my wife] and started to teach, we very quickly found out we were not equipped… — Warren MacKenzie Copy Share Image
I Know well that Any bitch can spend my money, ride in my car, lay in my house, order off the menu… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a wuss. I'm a pushover and a wuss. But it's worth it. And that's the joy of being an NBA player.… — Kyle Lowry Copy Share Image
If it is a cocktail party, I think bringing your partner, husband or wife is fine. To a certain extent, when someone… — Derek Blasberg Copy Share Image
“As his wife she was irrevocably tied to him—his opinions were her opinions. They reflected poorly on her, perhaps not because she… — Noah Hawley Copy Share Image
I told my wife that since we have a little one on the way, maybe when he gets old enough, instead of… — Phil Humber Copy Share Image
Afterward, I curl around her. We lie in silence until darkness falls, and then, haltingly, she begins to talk...She speaks without need… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
So long as I can stay mentally alert - inquiring, curious - I want to keep going. I love my wife and… — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
My first workout starts at 9:00 a.m. every morning. I'm in the gym from 9:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. We do strength… — Jonathan Horton Copy Share Image