I can talk to more persuadable voters in a week on 'The Five' than I could at CNN in a year, so… — Bob Beckel Copy Share Image
If I have a good week, I always eat a hamburger with french fries, one Coke and tiramisu or ice cream. — Jannik Sinner Copy Share Image
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
The majors are going to be circled in, just like everyone else, but I've got to focus on every single week. — Collin Morikawa Copy Share Image
I used to watch Shark Week. I used to be like, 'Yeah, Shark Week!' but it's not like I was staying inside… — Angus Cloud Copy Share Image
I've started running three or four times a week, which prompts millions of sketch ideas. — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I train six to seven hours every single day. I wake up six days a week and know that it's going to… — Bryan Clay Copy Share Image
Last week John McCain said the fundamentals of our economy are strong. This week, he said it's the worst crisis since World… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
We have the Google family calendar. Before a week starts, my wife and I sit down to decide who's driving who to… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that,… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
I would invite all Latin people to do nothing for about two weeks so you can see who really, really is running… — Carlos Santana Copy Share Image
To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac. Some of… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Football - it's not fun when you lose. That's a heartbreaking thing. But then there's a new week, and a new opportunity… — Jim Harbaugh Copy Share Image
Someone asked the Boy U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why? He Showed Him A Calendar N Said A Week Has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In China, I lived in a dormitory, and the government paid for everything - food, buses. In Iowa, I had to run… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had one actress who trained with me and took six Spin classes a week. And all she ate was lettuce and… — Gunnar Peterson Copy Share Image
I do miss the stage. There's nothing like it, nothing. When I did my one-woman show and played the Palace and played… — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
What in the world had Grover Cleveland done? Will you tell me? You give it up? I have been looking for six… — William McKinley Copy Share Image
...But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
These kids today, they want to be men, they want to be foxhole guys, but they’re not being allowed to do that.… — Tom Seaver Copy Share Image
In a real world, the one outside the rarified atmosphere where Popes meet Archbishops of Canterbury, people no longer care whether somebody… — Tom Harpur Copy Share Image
When the news is slow, or when there's just so many other responsibilities bearing down on me that I don't have the… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I'm just going to be honest with you. It's hard to go out there and fight for 60 minutes when you're fighting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India — Chris Kattan Copy Share Image
I sat next to Robert Duvall at the lawyers' table for six weeks, and it's still probably the best six weeks of… — Peter Jacobson Copy Share Image
I have divided my week among my various businesses. So that way, I am able to concentrate on all of them as… — Dino Morea Copy Share Image
I'm off at least three or four days a week, so it's a perfect job, really. — James Denton Copy Share Image
I'm surprised, but I'm glad, I realise that this is what i wanted that night last week, to simply make a connection… — Jon McGregor Copy Share Image
Four days a week, I do gymming, four days marital arts. Once a week I normally play lawn tennis, and once a… — Sushant Singh Rajput Copy Share Image
The forty-four-hour week has no charm for me. I'm looking for a forty-hour day. — Nicholas Murray Butler Copy Share Image
I will never leave the theater. My heart is there and I love being on stage eight times a week. — Idina Menzel Copy Share Image
Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week. — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
God does not call us to rest seven days a week with our head in the sand. He calls us to make… — Phil Callaway Copy Share Image
My bones are as hard as a rock. Every time I have a biopsy, the doctors are doing hand exercises a week,… — Don Baylor Copy Share Image
I go to the gym four times a week and play football about twice a week. I'm pretty active. — Mathew Horne Copy Share Image
Having new opponents re-energises us as talent, as we're not having to make new out of something that's been the same every… — Charlotte Flair Copy Share Image
I'm really proud of Gunsmoke. We put on a good show every week - one that families could all watch together without… — Ken Curtis Copy Share Image
Normally during the week between Christmas and New Year I'm slumped in a chair in Birmingham, eating, farting and spouting total nonsense. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
