You know some b*tch just broke up with her boyfriend when shes starts putting a million quotes on Facebook. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
It's funny how someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with Its complicated. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers? — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Ladies; If you have a good boyfriend, Don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend don't like that b*tch, you don't talk to that b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
The key to a long relationship: Keep the fights clean & the sex dirty. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
The good girl got tired of being pushed around and turned into a b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Oh, money over b*tches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
