You can tell a lot about a person by holding a gun at their head and asking them questions. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Politicians are like bananas when they first come in they're green, then they turn yellow, and finally they're rotten! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a mind reader, your unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I freakin' hate Twitter, man. I honestly don't understand the purpose of it. — Landon Liboiron Copy Share Image
I'm a big techphobe. Someone else helps me run my Twitter; I wouldn't be able to trust myself. — Maxine Peake Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter because I'm worried I'd be really dull, which would be tragic for someone who's supposed to be funny. — Mel Giedroyc Copy Share Image
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In this day and age of texts, Twitter, and Facebook, we are very rarely surprised by anything anymore - something always leaks… — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was in Shanghai recently, where Twitter is blocked, and yet there were ads and billboards across town with hashtags on them. — Dick Costolo Copy Share Image
My parents should be proud of me because I'm addicted to Twitter and not drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a… — Richie Parker Copy Share Image
I can think of the number of people who were like, 'I will never get a cellphone because I don't want people… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
In '77 there was no Internet, there was no Twitter or Facebook, and I think that, without being some old git who… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
