Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is like going to school u always meet new people but not the ones you wanna talk to — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anyone ever accuses me of bias - on Twitter, say - they're blocked straight away. It simply isn't true. — Jonathan Agnew Copy Share Image
I'm on Twitter. I love Twitter because I'm kind of voyeuristic. I don't tweet, but I look at other people's. — Max Minghella Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There seems to be no limit to the exciting possibilities that come from combining technical innovations, the Internet, and social media. — Mohamed El-Erian Copy Share Image
People on Twitter are saying I should replace Alex Trebek. Never honestly considered that, but... he's got a fantastic job. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
1 mistake on Social Media? All posts about my biz, my product, my biz, my product, more of my products... Get the… — Hania Whitfield Copy Share Image
I feel like I get a tweet every other day: 'Can Thomas Rhett's dancing get any more awkward?' Which is hilarious to… — Thomas Rhett Copy Share Image
When you sitting with your dad using the same Facebooking, suddenly you heard he's reading some familiar words then you realize it's… — FRHnLEAD Copy Share Image
All of the awards, applause, Twitter followers, shoes, it will all go away eventually. But if I can leave the world slightly… — Debby Ryan Copy Share Image
Never hold up your entire group of friends in real life trying to capture a perfect Instagram pose. Nobody cares. — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's… — Pinho Copy Share Image
Facebook has more than 1 billion members, which by population makes it the third largest country in the world—somewhere between India and… — Phil Cooke Copy Share Image
“What's Facebook? It's where moms like me post about how much we love the husbands who annoy the living bejesus out of… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
I do love Instagram, and my kids are with me, like, 24-7, so it's inevitable that they'll be on there. And honestly,… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I can go into LinkedIn and search for network engineers and come up with a list of great spear-phishing targets because they… — Kevin Mitnick Copy Share Image
If you want to measure social media ROI, stop wasting your time doing software demos and attending webinars. Just figure out what… — Jay Baer Copy Share Image
I see girls on Facebook half naked photos waiting for likes wanting boys to say shes sexy or hot. Saying shes ugly… — LiveLIfe2fullest Copy Share Image
I think there's a time to be private and a time to be public, and I think that companies like Facebook and… — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
