Every once in the while I'll watch 'Duck Dynasty' and 'Kim & Kourtney Take Miami,' but outside of that, I don't really… — Israel Broussard Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a GIRL'S hair... I hope you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I get up, get coffee, and go into my home office. I check email and Twitter before I start work, but I… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
My best tweets are when someone take them personnel & instantly unfollow me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sign in a vegetarian restaurant: All we are saying is give peas a chance. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian in real life. I always goof around; I'm out-going; and I talk with everybody, especially through Twitter these days! — Sean Berdy Copy Share Image
If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook and Twitter have a ton of information they're trying to make sense of. — Chad Hurley Copy Share Image
Thanks to social media like Facebook, Twitter and Goodreads, I can easily reach out to so many people. Being a writer gives… — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
I started pooping 10 times a day because it's where I come up with my best tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter or Facebook and don't even use email. I don't trust computers: one day they'll all break down, and… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
I would be horrible at Twitter. I wouldn't know the answer to fans' questions half the time - and the patience involved!… — Jim Parsons Copy Share Image
Do not cry for those who hurt you, this way you're making them successful, smile and be the winner. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The way that people show me love on Twitter? I don't know man. It's amazing. — T-Pain Copy Share Image
Things shall fall into its perfect place, in the perfect time, at a perfect setting that you will always be able to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It is with a heavy heart that I learn of Joe Manganiello, a.k.a. my wolfy Twitter boo, is seeing one Ms. Sofia… — Retta Copy Share Image
