I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
If Hamilton were on Twitter, he would have been a worse oversharer than me. — Lin-Manuel Miranda Copy Share Image
A tweet in an article can feel more permanent and louder than a tweet on Twitter. — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, Someone who is too beautiful for words -- but not for arguments; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't want to see a world in which women can communicate on Twitter, but their actual voices are not heard. — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
I wasn't really using Twitter before 'Pan Am.' It was a good way to promote the show and be with the viewers… — Karine Vanasse Copy Share Image
Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When someone says wow you are a pervert , look at them, smile & say it took you this long to figure that out? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When we think about the characteristics of Twitter that make it unique, it is all of public, real-time, conversational, and distributed. We… — Dick Costolo Copy Share Image
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Show your netiquette, to become cyber friends with those you have met, on the internet. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Ladies, don't complain about why he came home so late. Take him in the room & remind him why he should get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
